This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Sleep is for the weak.

Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in duties and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to express your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable pep talk. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of hot chocolate anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next social event
• It makes a great gift for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite jeans for ultimate comfort

This Hoodie's My Blood Type

I don't desire caffeine like a regular person. I function on pure brew. My veins are pumping with espresso. Truthfully, if you ever see me wearing this hoodie, it's a obvious sign that I'm fully fueled.

• Claim yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donuts Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Coffee) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe seekers. You know, the kind who dig a good mood and aren't afraid to sport their style. It's got that cool look with a dash of humor, making it perfect for braving the world. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can disrupt your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Details: Super-soft material
• Options: Black, and maybe a couple wild ones too
• Fits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your choice

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: Could Spontaneously Blab About A Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to out of nowhere burst into conversations about it at the least unexpected times. Don't be surprised if they begin a detailed rant about its texture, design, or even the perfect coffee pairing. It might take a while to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled journey.

Hoodie I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a clothing item, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the organized chaos. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy design. Whether you're conquering your day, or just chilling after a long session, this top is the perfect here way to show off your style.

• Bonus points if you pair it with some sleep deprivation for that authentic look.
• Own this vibe and let everyone know: You run on energy drinks.